Pull the Trigger, Marites

Of all the existence that you could meet today, Marites is the most unfavorable creature to stumble upon.

Loaded with bullets of disgust and remarks about this and that, she literally is, an embodiment of self-supremacy. She’ll point out about your looks, income, decisions and even your love life. Bet you a peso, you have encountered her multiple times and she have gotten into your nerves.

Who exactly is Marites? As a general term, Marites stands for someone that blabbers and blabbers, meddling with others life, comparing you to others, gossips and she likes tea and sometimes disguises as cctv.

Scrolling throughout TikTok, there’s this video that initiates to tell encounters with Tita Marites. One of the answers goes like Marites pointed out that he is not smart, just hard working, in spite of the fact that his grades is almost flat one.

Oftentimes, Marites keeps on giving a damn about your career of choice. Asians is definitely familiar of this, arts and literature inclined works are vain, professionals are those jobs namely; doctor, engineering and accountancy. Money is always her basis of being rich and successful.

Marites is a trigger. She can make you angry with her ideologies. Your patience will be drained but you must keep your composure and respect or elese, she’ll tell you your a disrespectful person. See how powerful a Marites is.

She also known for her non-stop standards from the 90’s. Being a Generation Z person, you must be ready to hear her “hindi namn kami ganyan noon" and “madali lang yan" remarks on students. Even sexuality and clothing style can never escape her eyes.

One thing is for sure, Marites is the creature that everyone wishes not to see during family gatherings